Thursday, January 28, 2021

Old Trafford's sensation, Sheffield kicked down United, Goodison's draw!

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 28, 2021
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  •  The lantern was a festive treat.



    In the 20th round of the Premier League, the Sheffield United team planned the greatest surprise as they celebrated with 2:1 against Manchester United at Old Trafford.


    It could already be seen in the introductory third of the first half that the lantern player from Sheffield came to the field of 'red devils' to outplay.


    In the 17th minute, Billy Sharp was the first to try, but David De Gea responded incredibly well.

    Just six minutes later, when Kin Bryan was the highest on the hop after the corner, the home team's net shook, sending the ball to the left post.


    They went on holiday with this outcome, and in the 64th minute, when Harry McGuire scored in the same manner, the reversal of outcomes resulted.


    The home defender leaped over the keeper and returned the match to 0. Alex TeljeΕ‘ took a corner.


    For just 10 minutes, as the guests scored again, this outcome remained in place.

    It was done this time by Oliver Burke, whose shot was redirected by one of the United players on the way to the net, enough to annoy De Gea and spark confusion in the hosts' ranks.


    With this loss, United allowed the leader and city rival City, with a victory on Saturday against their executioner today, to hit plus four on the table.


    With their second win in the last three rounds, the visitors from Sheffield come three points behind the penultimate West Bromwich Albion, but they still have a great deal of work to do to survive.

    Brighton is pulling out by as much as 10 points, so it's just a good impression for now to win Old Trafford.


    Everton and Leicester tied 1:1 in the second game of the day, played at Goodison Park in Liverpool.


    After half an hour of the contest, the host took the lead 1-0 with a goal by Hames Rodriguez, and Yuri Tillmans, whose shot bounced off the goalpost and ended up in Pickford's net, delivered the equalizer for the Leicester visitors.

    Leicester struggled to use the mistake of United in this draw and missed it on the table, while Everton equalized with Tottenham in the sixth position and now both teams have 33 points each.

    Painfully realistic Tuhel - "Title? Let's be realistic!"

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 28, 2021
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  •  On his debut in the PL, the German coach earned a point.

    In the first game, the former PSG coach explained what Chelsea will be like under his baton.



    With the Wolves at "Blues" the "Bridge" played 0: 0, maybe we saw the best chance at the very end when Jose blocked Haverz's shot. For most of the game, Chelsea had over 70 percent control of the ball, and a change of staff was noted. In the first team, Hudson-Odoi and Giorgino played and Zijeh tried his hand in the "ten" position.

    In three days, Chelsea will welcome Burnley, followed by a visit to Mourinho, and the "singers" "Blues" was named as one of the title's favorites, and now the scenario is very different. The London club is in the eighth position with the same number of points as Arsenal. As the champion, City has 11 more points and one fewer game. Already, the title sounds unlikely.

    "Title? Wow, you know it's far. No, we have to be realistic. When you sign for Chelsea, either as a player or a coach like me, you sign with the expectation of attacking titles. That means the Premier League, the Champions League, and all the cups. That's clear "We have to be realistic at the same time. Between us and the fourth, there are a lot of players. There is also a major gap in points. Looking well into the future, the only thing we will do is not lose concentration, but work regularly, and points will arrive.

    This is the point of departure. We would concentrate on our qualities and build a squad against which no one wishes to compete, which is a challenge. It's up to me, as soon as possible, to do it. For today, I am happy. We had a lot of half-chances, and more and more chances every single minute. Dangerous counterattacks we did not authorize. "We were well organized, brave, courageous, and we played as a team," said The at the end of the game.


    The start is here, the results remain to be seen and the goals expected, and Atletico Madrid is getting closer.


    How has Mourinho been Klopp?

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 28, 2021
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  •  Before the Tottenham-Liverpool clash

    ...


    An incredible new PL round, a new Mourinho-Klopp clash. When Tottenham dropped at 'Anfield' in the last segment, they disagreed, namely, the Portuguese said that the better team lost, the German answered that, in a not very friendly way, he did not approve.

    It did not take long, of course, for Tottenham's boss to respond when Klopp was recently selected as the world's best coach last year, and Mourinho spoke out immediately.

    Poor Hans Flick, it seems like five trophies are not enough to be the best, we have to invent three more to get what he deserves, "Poor Hans Flick, it seems that five trophies are not enough to be the best, we have to invent three more to get what he deserves,"


    Before that, the two coaches had stronger ties, but that's when they collided in England. Mourinho was able to park the bus with United at "Anfield" to stay unbeaten, but on the other hand, his side was closer to victory in the last game of the aforementioned loss, but it remained empty-handed in the end.

    For the last few years, Mourinho has suggested that Klopp is behaving like a clown, flapping his arms and that if he acted that way, he will be disqualified from any match.


    The Portuguese complained about the double expectations, "What is red for me is a temperamental reaction for him,"

    Klopp once said that Mourinho was a fantastic mentor, but that he was the best before the match in the tactical games and that he didn't want to step through such duels. He was a nightmare for the Portuguese as Borussia's coach, so it is no coincidence that "Ze" has the worst result in his career against the German with Pep. In other words, Klopp lost to the Tottenham boss just twice, winning half of the 12 matches. His "heavy metal" football mainly produced the rival's problems, but, like we said, Mourinho found a way to neutralize Klopp at the helm of United, and the only way was a bunker.

    What is most spoken about before this duel, though, is that, as the English claim, Klopp awoke Mourinho in himself. In fact, he took on the traits synonymous with Jose. After injuries, he lost his nerve, Liverpool is far from the domination of last year, but still, Klopp could not see reason in injuries but in stuff that has nothing to do with football.


    He feels that Liverpool is setting the toughest conditions, that the federation is shortening the time between the two tournaments, that his squad has been drained, and that they have undergone a reasonable result. He also said that a violation against the players was the fact that five improvements were not allowed in England.

    And not just that, he was starting to negotiate with rivals. No one had hoped that United would give him difficulties, so he began to count the penalties played by the referees in favor of Solskjer's side.


    In other words, he estimated, or, as he claims, others told him, that in the past two years there have been more offenses for Manchester United than in the five years he was on the Liverpool bench. It was his Reds, Salah, and Manea who were often accused of tossing themselves into the pool and often falling for it by the stewards, and now Klopp used it to wonder if there was no mention of other clubs' teams.

    He is much tenser, more quarrelsome, as if the strain generating "Monsters" from the coach in the PL, as Wenger once described it, has swallowed him up.


    So, we should expect a new chapter and a new fight on Thursday night that will be debated, but not on the ground, because the English derbies are more and more predictable than what happens on the route between the two benches... 

    Monday, January 25, 2021

    He is especially pleased that the Chelsea football player is thrilled with Lampard!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 25, 2021
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  •  The forgotten football player from Turkey was calling.

    Danny Drinkwater, a Chelsea footballer on loan at Turkish Kasimpasa, was delighted with the news that Frank Lampard would be removed from the London club bench by the end of the day.



    About his Stamford Bridge concerns dated much earlier than last year's arrival of Lampard, after this transfer, the Premier League champion with Leicester seems relieved.

    He revealed Instastory, which he is looking forward to in the Leicester shirt, shortly after learning that the young English specialist will become a former.

    Immediately after Lampard's arrival, Drinkwater was sent on loan to Burnley, and half a year later, he also played for Aston Villa.


    He returned to Chelsea before the start of the season, but his number was taken by newcomer Thiago Silva, and he was redirected to another side.


    This month, he was sent to Kasimpash, and although he had been with Chelsea for more than a year and a half, he still feels he didn't utter the last word at the club.

    Note, various English media claimed that after a string of poor results, which moved his team into the center of the table in the last month and a half, Lampard would be replaced.


    Thomas Tuchel, who was previously without an engagement since being substituted at Paris Saint-Germain, would be the nearest to taking the role of the 'blues'.

    Officially - not forgiving Chelsea, Frankie's finished!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 25, 2021
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  •  The London club announced in an official statement that former Chelsea boss Frank Lampard was formally fired from this role as of today.



    What can be read in the hours behind us is formally confirmed, so the "Stamford Bridge" club bench is empty from this moment on.


    In a note, Chelsea thanked the young specialist for the one-and-a-half-year relationship, stressing that the findings had not recently been compatible with the objectives set.

    It is never the best time to end cooperation with a legend like Frank, but it was decided after debate and deliberation that improvements were required for the club to advance and boost its performance, "It is never the right time to end cooperation with a legend like Frank, but after discussion and deliberation, it was determined that changes are necessary for the club to progress and improve its results,"


    Roman Abramović, the owner of the club, added that this was a very tough choice for the club, not just because of Lampard's exceptional support and his excellent regard for him.


    He is a man with outstanding honesty and a great work ethic. We calculated, however, that the best option is a change of manager in the current circumstances, "He is a man with exceptional integrity and great work ethic. However, we estimated that in the current circumstances, a change of manager is the best solution,"

    In the continuity of his career, the Russian billionaire wished good luck to Lampard, stressing that his status as a club star would not change with this.


    The club did not reveal the question of Lampard's replacement on the Chelsea bench, but the English media are whispering that it should be Thomas Tuchel, who, after being shot at Paris Saint-Germain, had been without engagement for more than a month.

    Lampard, Masha and "the bear seemed so peaceful"

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 25, 2021
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  •  Frank Lampard decided to resign after he sent the Russians on his own list to the grocery store. It's not like all the items were first-class, but there was an option for the legend to warm up in a pan or leap straight into the pit.



    You can't bite your own elbow, say the Russians, who somehow still shy away from wolves and run into bears throughout history. When it comes to Moscow, it is the same for the neighboring countries. It seems to Frank Lampard that he was similar to the previously mentioned elbow, but he was clearly tossed from the yacht-like the nine coaches before him, which Roman was able to lend him when he was playing for him.

    What's been changing?


    First, Lampard is not nice enough to step on Abramovich's pirate board.


    And that was already obvious this summer when Marina Granovskaja counted a ton of reinforcement currency. Perhaps some wise official was making a blueprint for firing the coach in those moments when the Russians were writing checks. The more naive claimed that a place in Chelsea's past preserves Lampard better than most sorcery, but you get a watch and a photo for that, the new rules apply when you go to the workplace.

    First and foremost, you rely on the ruler's grace or let me move you from those on the upper floors to the corporate world. If you've watched "The Platform," it's obvious to you that, for a brief time, you have to eat junk. Today's world has little time for big thoughts, for movies that run longer than two hours, for books that need to be considered. Somewhere in the last decade, we come to Roman's notion that money needs to be invested fast in a world like that because Russia has taught you that nothing is petrified, and you never know how long it will last.

    Oh, still, it's the same problem, whether it's the original redistribution of money or the institutional manipulation of the old legislative democracies, Lamps is like those phones that somehow come in and fall down right before their promise expires.

    Last year, without strain, he made a decent performance, it is simpler with the students, the price has not yet been pasted on the jersey, and there are a million explanations why their appetite would drag the coach along, whether he had experience or not. By watching from the walls as maybe the greatest player in the history of the club, he was able to lead them across Cobham, impressing them, except the authority is expended much quicker than the authority of information. Those same children will call for dessert as they fill their stomachs, and when you bring in their places people who are not convinced they are better than themselves, you have already placed gnawed bones among the piranhas.

    Why does Abraham think that Werner is stronger, or if Kai Haverz is not a hype, Mason Mount or Pulisic? As this season has proven, there is no excuse.


    For Lampard, it's not an alibi, you have to eat what's served and smile, and that's how it is in clubs like Chelsea. Certainly, he would rather take Declan Rice than Haverz, but the Russians took his list with them when they went shopping. That's the key, and some of the groceries ended up at Stamford Bridge. With the message that you have to make the best meal from what Mourinho calls "first-class eggs" (I said that, I like the metaphor). If you run into the fire directly for a brief time from a pan that heats up slowly does not make a difference. It was a matter of time and Lampard was destined to be burnt.

    Times that do not happen, and someone who wanted Chelsea to walk, except with the problems of Liverpool, the intellectual attitude of City to stuff, the wanderings of United that appear to make sense (I'm sorry Ole called you a professor of physical education) does not comprehend life, not sports.

    Now we should go into depth, if you have two left-backs, if it's prudent to buy Chilwell, or if you're the security commander who's learning English at the age of 36, if Kepa's really to blame for all the bad stuff in West London, we'd go astray after the rent rises to a growing crime rate.

    Since, much more than Lampard's coaches, and there were at least six or seven of the ten coaches Abramovich had shot with rich severance pay, he was unable to bite himself on the elbow, i.e. to be quicker than time had passed.


    Neither will the next one, even though Thomas Tuchel knows how to cope with pain, but with people, he is much poorer. And it's such an issue at Chelsea, come on, the honeymoon lasts for a bit, and then you know that someone has taken the deck chairs and the umbrellas off and the beach is closed. Or worse, because you are no longer a visitor, but a winter guard.

    How is it that the working standards of Chelsea do not change?



    "Ranieri was the first to start, he looked like a character from the movie "Dead Man Walks," I once wrote about the "Green Mile" at this club, everything after Mourinho's first term was a combination of a situation where you pet a bear and your last thought was "Well, what will he do, he seemed so calm.

    I was watching a cartoon with a kid named Masha


    Or as they mean, "The devil swims in calm water" in the Roman area.

    The iconic face in London will make its Wednesday debut on the Chelsea bench!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 25, 2021
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  •  Well-known German coach Thomas Tuchel is now in London and should be introduced by the end of the day as the new head of technical staff at Chelsea.



    Chelsea's curiosity in the former PSG coach had already been mentioned in previous weeks, and Bild journalist Toby Altschafl conveyed today the knowledge that Roman Ambramović had selected him.

    He has been without an engagement since last month, and his arrival at "Stamford Bridge" has been spoken about since the moment of his dismissal in Paris.

    The same source adds that the German trophy-winning specialist will make his Premier League debut for the 'blues' on Wednesday against Wolverhampton.

    Thus, along with Jurgen Klopp, Tuhel will become the second German specialist to lead the club in the latest call from the "top six" best teams on the Island.

    It should be recalled that Chelsea replaced current coach Frank Lampard today, after a string of bad results, a year and a half after his appointment to this role.

    It was not easy for everyone to leave Lampard, Tiago Silva, emotional!

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  •  To the retired player, the Brazilian has only words of appreciation.

    In the current Chelsea conference, the most experienced football player, Tiago Silva, had a hard time resisting Frank Lampard's departure from the club, and he said goodbye to the outgoing coach with chosen words on this occasion.


    Lampard made a solid start to the season following a string of disappointing performances in the previous month and a half.

    The club could not excuse him that, through the necessary results, the tremendous capital spent in replacements did not materialize.

    Despite all, after a few months at the club, Silva has fond memories of the Englishman.

    "I want to thank you for everything you and your professional staff have done for me since I came to the club. I told you, it looked like I was at Chelsea for 10 years. Thank you so much for everything, legend, "Thank you so much for everything, legend. No Account on Twitter.

    Today, or at least at the beginning of this week, the seasoned Brazilian defender was able to collaborate again with Thomas Tuchel, who had been his strategist for three years at Paris Saint-Germain, whose captain he was until this summer. 

    Thursday, January 21, 2021

    Disappointed, the "golden boy" of England soon left work

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  •  Chelsea's gotta adjust.

    Last night, Lester beat the "blues" comfortably with a score of 2: 0 



    There is going to be a loss, but the lack of ideas in Chelsea's style of playing is far stronger. Such were Lampard's five losses in the last eight Premier League fixtures.


    The numbers are unrelenting. In the best league under Lampard,' Plavci' netted as many as 50 goals in 29 away matches. We may also mention his predecessors' success in the same number of matches. Hoddle won 46, Guilt 45, Viali 31, Ranieri 35, Mourinho 13 in the first term, Angelotti 29, "Special" 27 in the second term, and Conte 23 conceded goals after 29 away matches. The Lamps are ahead of their rivals. Love for Lamps remains, but last season, when he achieved fourth place and the Champions League with "banned" Chelsea, he did a miracle. Now that he has blank checks to buy, there is a decline in results. It appears like so many players or players who do not play in their place have been in the same position (Werner). He reported the following at the end of the 'King Force' match:


    "Expectations at this club are high. It's something that will always be. It's not my decision whether to stay. Some things are always out of your control. I can't answer that," Frank said. 

    We know that Abramovich would not hesitate to replace his coach at any time of the season, and the board is frustrated. On Sunday, Chelsea will play in the FA Cup with Luton, followed by Wednesday and a Wolves duel. This season the "Wolves" still have them, the question is what would happen if the situation were repeated.

    The Premier League is implementing a new guideline that will make coaches more satisfied

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 21, 2021
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  •  In the championship, a growing issue culminated in this decision. The Premier League clubs decided today that the latest regulation on modifications to football players during the game in the event of a concussion of one of them would be checked in the Premier League, where the question of overhead trauma is increasing.



    If one of the players experiences a concussion during the match or if it is suspected that this has happened to them, teams will be able to make two additional lineup changes during a match. 

    The rule will take effect when the details are determined by the league with the International Football Federation (FIFA) and the International Football Association Board (IFAB), including access to private medical data of players.


    "Additional changes in the composition of the team due to someone's concussion can be made regardless of the number of changes that the team has already made," the Premier League said during the game. 

    The Premier League transfer comes after Wolverhampton forward Raul Jimenez sustained a serious injury. As he and the Arsenal player David Lewis collided head-on, he suffered a skull fracture.

    Eurogoal by Pogba, Rebound by United to return to the top

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 21, 2021
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  •  The manchester squad did not give up after a rival's early lead. The hero of the latest victory is Pogba. For just a few hours after tonight's win over Aston Villa, Manchester City was the leader of the Premier League (2: 0), and then Manchester United justified the position of the favorite away from Fulham and again earned a two-point advantage over the city rival with a 2: 1 victory.



    In the fifth minute of the match, Fulham took the lead, becoming a checkmate in two moves. From the center of the field, Andre-Frank sent a long ball through the middle for Lukman, who avoided the offside pit, I came out in front of De Hee and beat him with a precise diagonal shot from the right side - 1:0.0.  

    Some minutes later, after the start of Loftus-Chika on Fred, the guests called for a penalty, but the referee did not respond.


    It didn't take long for Manchester to equalize, though.


    In the 21st minute of the match, the game was played, the visitors clustered on the left side, in the end, Luk Shaw struggled for free space, he concentrated well in the box, where the home team bounced the ball slightly, but only to Edinson Cavani, who passed it on the net - 1:1.  

    The result began in the second half, and the win for the team of Solskjer was delivered by Paul Pogba, who managed to struggle for space twenty meters from the goal in the 65th minute, diagonally from the right side, from there he sent an indefensible shot and the ball ended in a 'thin net'—1:2.


    By adding Kamara and Mitrovic, Fulham coach Scott Parker wanted to get at least a point, and the Serbian national team player in overtime came close to that. The ball ended up in the corner after his header, however, the visitors defended themselves and still enjoyed the anticipated win in the end.

    Jurgen Klopp's other legendary move

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 21, 2021
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  •  What did Klopp do when a bearded soccer star turned up with a Rolex and a Mercedes? In a talk with the newspapers, Dejan Lovren pointed out Jurgen Klopp's working practices.



    Back in 2017, on Liverpool's first day of the pre-season, an 18-year-old football player trained with Mercedes and a golden Rolex.


    This is how the relationship continued. 

    Klopp asked him which car he was in, and then what watch he had in his hand. After the response, a query emerged as to how many times he had played for the first Liverpool team, to which the boy replied:


    'Not once even.'


    "He arrived the next day in a normal car and without a watch," explained Lovren. 

    Aguero as a unit of measurement for jinx

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: January 21, 2021
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  • A season to forget about the first City scorer in history.



     The experienced striker confirmed that Manchester City footballer Sergio Aguero is positive for the COVID-19 virus and is presently in self-isolation.


    In the previous decade of this season, the best striker of the "citizens" spent more time off the field than the opposition goalkeepers had anxiety and trepidation.




    Mahler, who at the beginning of the season suffered a knee injury, then soon after the backbox, undoubtedly wrote him off as a competitor in the offensive squad of Pep Guardiola. At the beginning of the year, he played his last match against Chelsea for City, and then he was out of the field for three matches because he was in contact with an infected person.


    On his Twitter account, he confirmed that.


    "Due to close contact, I was in self-isolation and after the last test, I got positive results. I feel the symptoms and I will follow the doctor's advice for recovery," the Argentine striker said.


    His deal expires at the end of the season and it is evident that at the "Etihad" there is no room for him.